text; un: archangel
Jan. 4th, 2026 12:24 pmWHERE: Network: Libra
WHEN: Early Morning, beginning of January
WHAT: Alien has priorities
WARNINGS: N/A
Anyone want to explain why in the hell my rifle shoots foam darts?
[That’s sure one way to introduce yourself. He’s too paranoid to make this video or voice - scouring the networks here has shown it’s Earth, but not the one he was just standing on.]
[It’s not actively on fire for starters.]
[There also are no accounts of any of the nonhuman species he knows, either. On this app or the old version of the extranet he’s found. This is not optimal, to say the least. He should be somewhere else, with the crew, and that’s a whole lot of baggage to unpack once immediate problems are sorted.]
[But priorities-]
This is some secret alternate network server right? That’s what I’m gathering. I need information - ideally transport back to where I need to be, but that doesn’t sound like it’s going to happen. So I’ll settle with the nearest location to pick up supplies that won’t potentially give me hives…
And what the hell happened to my gun!
